Soak your bollocks in Epsom Salts for about a half hour. This will drive out the evil. Get lots of rest and start mowing through fruit juice. You should notice an improvement within 24-36 hours. Repeat as necessary.
With any luck, you'll be okay over Christmas when everyone else is picking at the turkey with one hand and a tissue box with the other. Happy Christmas to all Tandlebloggers.
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ReplyDeleteYou two really are close, aren't you! Get well soon, TM.
ReplyDeleteLike Blood Brothers we are, me and "Rosey Nosey" Jeff! (-;
ReplyDeleteSoak your bollocks in Epsom Salts for about a half hour. This will drive out the evil. Get lots of rest and start mowing through fruit juice. You should notice an improvement within 24-36 hours. Repeat as necessary.
ReplyDeleteWith any luck, you'll be okay over Christmas when everyone else is picking at the turkey with one hand and a tissue box with the other. Happy Christmas to all Tandlebloggers.
ReplyDeleteCheers Guys, Wurst - your advice is good - apart from the fruit juice bit. Rednev - Hopefully by Tuesday, I'll be back supping
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