Tuesday, 27 October 2026

Best Beery Visits of My Hols


We recently undertook a bit of a rail tour of what was titled five capitals. I suppose if you include the brief stop in Brussels it was. I've already mentioned the cafe in Brussels in a previous post, but while that was just fine, it was a very short visit and all the more welcome because of my beer free week that preceded it. 

So, let's start with Cologne.  Not a capital obviously, so a bit of an outlier, though also somewhere I know reasonably well. We had the usual central visits to the Koelsch houses in the central area we stayed in. We included Peters, Sion and Fruh in the whistle stop tour. On a Monday night though, all were pretty quiet.

But the real joy was wandering around Eigelsteintorburg—a tip courtesy of the hotel desk. Set against a floodlit ancient city gate, it was packed with lively eateries - no shortage of customers on a balmy Monday night - and a brilliant atmosphere in the mid twenties heat. So good in fact that we ate there both nights.  

Top tip: As above. I'm sure there was good beer around there if you looked for it.

But it was the splendid Päffgen we enjoyed most the next day. After a morning walking over various Rhine bridges, it was a decent walk in 29C heat. I thought I'd been there before, but I clearly hadn't. A central schwemme with rooms off led to a tree filled beer garden which was half in and half out of the open air.  The beer was as good as Koelsch gets - which I know isn't saying much.  Next to us, a table of  gents, freshly made redundant from ABN Ambro were drowning their sorrows on the company's time including cheeky shots. They pulled us into the chatter, proving once again that chance pub encounters make the best days out. 

Next up: Berlin.  After a fair bit of sightseeing, we went off-piste and stumbled across a Hacker-Pschorr Wirtshaus near the Humboldt quarter. Fronted by a deliciously no-nonsense barmaid who’s clearly seen it all, she managed the bustling crowd with a sort of gruff, reassuring affection. We hit the jackpot just as they tapped a wooden cask (vom Holzfass) right on the counter. Hacher Pschorr Gold was al ovely drop, but as ever, the real draw was the people-watching. Double-fronted entrances, a brilliant mixed crowd, and cheery staff—cracking spot.

Top tip: Hackescher Markt is also well worth a shout for decent-priced Munich beers and a good feed.

Onwards and Prague. Lots of great beery places and beer. The odd stand out to me was the food hall we entered thinking it was the main market. It wasn't - that was about a mile away, but as we explored the upper floor with its pizzas,, kebabs and more, we spotted a bar selling Dreher on tank and Pilsner Urquell on keg which we chose. Sponsored (or maybe owned by Time Out), again people watching was the order of the day and we enjoyed the experience before making our way to the actual market.  

We also, on a hot and fairly sticky day, took the tram to check out a bar that Boak and Bailey enjoyed. Pult was easy to find and pretty empty when we rolled up. B and B has the details, but we were greeted warmly by (possibly) the landlady. Being nowhere near as methodical and forensic as B and B we simply found a clear lager style for E and a pale ale for me which were enjoyable. We enjoyed it too and had another before going for a posh meal across the road.  My own impressions were of an easy going place with good prices and as it got busier, a nice buzz. The customers in our case were mostly young women which was kind of unusual in Prague. If hunger hadn't called, we would have stayed on a bit. I can see why B&B liked it though.

Our next journey took as to the rather compact, but very fetching capital of the Slovak Republic - Bratislava. The weather had by now turned a tad chillier, but outside people watching was still doable.  Plenty of choice too though boringly we just picked the best spots to be nosey, but generally, decent beer in the form of Pilsner Urquell was common enough. The only craft bar we went in at night was rather good though. Be Unorthodox Craft Beer Bar offers a good atmosphere and flights of five or nine with a lot of choice.  We also liked Meštiansky Pivovar, for very decent beer and a genuine Slovak experience. That though, was a daytime visit.

Top Tip: Beerwise follow Otto.  A walk across the river and back is also rewarding 

Finally, Budapest—and what a big bugger it is. Staying by the Opera House put us right in the thick of it. One evening strolling towards Parliament, we stumbled into Trabant Presszó, a brilliant East German-themed dive complete with sawn-in-half Trabant cars and barbed wire on the walls. Replicating an East German 80s working-class pub? Maybe a bit, but then again I've never been and never will do sadly -  unless a time machine becomes available. Great fun for a quick pint, though.

We also tackled a couple of famous Ruin Bars. Pricey, but worthwhile. At one, the dour bartender—fronting a surprisingly Anglo-German tap list—instantly lit up when I handed him a couple of CAMRA mats, proudly promising them a prime spot on his collection wall. The ultimate bonus? Stumbling upon a tiny local joint serving Hofbräu Traunstein Pils on draught. Pure gold. That pils on tap is pretty rare.

Top tip. Get the bus tour. Though pricey, the two day ticket includes a full hour river cruise and is just much easier. 

I would be remiss too if I didn't mention both the Czech railways trains with draught Pilsner Urquell in the restaurant car at modest prices.. Proper draught Pilsner Urquell served in the dining car at while watching the countryside roll by. Accompanied by chat from the friendly staff it was pint (or rather, third of a litre) heaven.

An honourable mention should also go to Otto's Beer Rambles who can be relied on to point out the unusual. Frankly though, you can't really go wrong in Prague beerwise, but while we used it sparingly, the more dedicated beer hunter will find all they need from Otto who has poked into every beery corner of the places he visits.

This trip was arranged on out behalf by a travel company, but you could easily save a few bob and do it yourself,though booking your own trains and hotels might be a pain. 

Top tip - pick hotels near the stations or good transport links, but really that applies everywhere.

I didn't include a link to Otto as his security certificate is flagged as out of date, but on my phone it was safe enough. 

Sunday, 11 October 2026

First Pint is the Sweetest

I've been suffering from dental problems which are ongoing and likely to continue expensively for some time. It looks like the many years of neglect by the Scottish Schools Dentistry Service   - I made that up - I went to the normal dentist as a child and as with almost all children of my time, I ended up with unstraightened teeth and a mouth full of amalgam. I don't recall eating that many sweets, but I suppose I did. Or maybe it was the various flavoured soft drinks of the time. I suppose it is too late to sue Garvies, McDougall's and of course AG Barr* for all the sugar in liquid form that they forced down my innocent neck.

As a result, the week before my trip abroad I went to the dentist with toothache. I was given those antibiotics that you can't drink with, so a week before I was alcohol free. I wasn't that bothered about it , but when we went to London en route to our Eurostar train A whole day in London without a pub visit was unthinkable.  Has anyone ever tried Erdinger Alcohol free wheat beer? Well, if you have you'll likely never want to repeat the experience. At the buzzy Commercial - an expensive non real ale favourite of ours - it was only the people watching that made the experience remotely bearable and I commend it to you on that basis. The stuff tastes like off unfermented wort.  It is simply disgusting. 

A walk back to another favourite, the Culpepper and Nirvana Pilsner. A whopping £6.60 for this.  It started off well then collapsed into a thin, vaguely worty tasting nothingness with a touch of citrus.  Again, just don't. Frankly I'd rather drink soft drinks. At least they are what they purport to be.

So, Monday lunchtime was freedom day for me. Our Eurostar sped through Kent and into France. I was thinking that our journey to Cologne allowed an hour and quarter in a local bar.  Fab.  We arrived in Brussels on time and I knew where to go. I was soon sitting in weak sunshine with 500ml of Hoegaarden.  It was nectar even at nearly 8 euros a pop.  Given the proximity of our train it was even rather leisurely. In fact I added another 330ml to my glass.

So, my advice if you can't have beer, don't bother with the alcohol free stuff. It is pretty grim.  And why can't we get soft drinks in pubs in decent measures? I had 0.25 of ginger beer in the Commercial. That's just a mixer. Ludicrous.  Actually, one thing I loved in Australia was the availability of ginger beer in both  alcoholic and no alcohol form. We could do with more of that here though I think bottled boozy stuff is sometimes available.

* All soft drinks purveyors of my childhood. 

My tooth has since been removed. It wasn't an abscess as they thought.  Just plain old beyond saving.  I had a lot of toothache on my hols, but I was very brave.

 

Friday, 9 October 2026

Marstons Takes the Knock. Whither Draught Bass?


Well, I suppose it was inevitable - but sooner than anyone expected - Carlsberg Britvic announced that Marstons Brewery in Burton on Trent will close.  We used to call Whitbread out for their tour of destruction of British breweries, but this closure is of a different order.  

Carlsberg has already, in various guises closed  a lot of big breweries.  Tetley Walker at Warrington - and that was a big brewery - Joshua Tetley in Leeds - ditto, Banks' in Wolverhampton and now the last large cask brewery in Burton on Trent, Marstons.

The intent of this blog isn't to wonder and postulate as to why this has happened, but to have a look at the consequences.  Suffice it to say that you get into the lion's cage with one of the big boys, expect to be eaten.  

Carlsberg says  “As part of the proposal, we are also considering the long-term future of a number of traditional ale brands currently produced at our Burton upon Trent brewery. We recognise the importance of the traditional ale brands associated with Burton upon Trent and the loyalty they inspire among consumers, publicans and communities. While no final decisions have been made, we are in active engagement with potential partners with the aim of finding suitable long-term custodians who can give these brands the specialist focus and dedicated stewardship they deserve. This proposal does not mean that Carlsberg Britvic is withdrawing from ale. We will continue to sell and support ale brands including Hobgoblin, McEwan’s and Brooklyn, and remain committed to the UK beer and pub sector.” 

Mealy mouthed words.  In the UK, Carlsberg is mainly a lager company first and soft drinks next.  Ale is very much an afterthought.  

In a letter to CAMRA Chairman, Ash Corbett-Collins - a native of Burton, Carlsberg said "  We do not underestimate the brewery’s significance to the town and those who care deeply about Burton upon Trent’s brewing heritage. While it is too early to confirm specific plans for the future of the site, we understand its importance to Burton upon Trent and will give careful consideration to its heritage assets and place within the local community. 

That probably just means they won't knock down the brewhouse, just sell it, allowing it to be converted into posh flats!

But it seems that Carlsberg will consider transferring the brands it will no longer brew to others. I suppose these brands will be at a guess, Banks's, Courage, Brakspear, Ringwood, Eagle (Waggledance etc.), Tetley and I suppose the Marstons brands such as Pedigree. The big questions is who would want them and who has the capacity to brew them?  Is there really much appeal when the brands are twice or more removed from their former heartlands?

Even if they are sold, handed over, contracted out or whatever, that's more difficult than you might think. There aren't many large ale breweries left.  And then there is the question of what happens to Draught Bass which accounts for around 40,000 UK barrels of the current output of the estimated 240,000 barrels being currently produced at Shobnall Road.

So what is the shortlist for Bass?  The list isn't that long assuming the volumes are correct:

Camerons in Hartlepool is a possibility, with a capacity of around 150, 000 barrels a year. They already have the contract to brew Doom Bar and brew other lines for Carlsberg already I believe.

Greene King who have the current capacity, but are moving their brewing to a new site, where the capacity is vastly reduced. Seems an unlikely candidate.

Asahi. The Fullers Brewery could maybe, just about squeeze Bass in, but it would take them to the limit,so unlikely. 

Damm in Bedford. A bit of an outsider. I don't know what their new cask ale facility for the Speckled Hen brands can handle.

Any of these would have to heavily Burtonise their water to mirror the original. Maybe not such a big ask,but who knows?  

There may be others, but it is hard to see who they are, though an outsider might be Molson Coors who would need to instal a cask racking line. Maybe the one from Marstons?  That would solve the water problem, but again is it really likely?

We shall have to wait and see, but it may well be that the Bass revival is coming to an unexpected end. There are huge problems arising from this brewery closure and the ripples for cask brewing in the UK will continue for a while until decisions are made.

In the meantime I suggest you get out and drink Burton Brewed Draught Bass while you still can. Its days may be numbered. 

Of course it leaves Marstons PLC, the pub company, with a problem too. Who is going to brew their brands? I assume there is a supply agreement with Carlsberg. I bet the lawyers are on that case already.

On the above note, I can't remember when I last saw Pedigree on a bar. The figures for output at Burton are vague.

And finally, will this present an opportunity for small brewers to get stuff on the bar? Err. No.