As someone that used to suffer from disorganised twats constantly asking for change (which the bank charges you for) thinking that they had a god given right to it. I think I know where they are coming from.
A bit of a CV. Tandleman is a veteran beer lover, local CAMRA Chairman and activist, beer writer, beer reviewer and pursuer of all things good in beer. He lives in the North West of England and London. Despite his CAMRA membership, he does not limit himself to cask conditioned beer, though he believes that cask conditioning, when done correctly and appropriately, brings a quality to beer that is hard to equal by any other kind of presentation. He is a strong supporter of Northern methods of beer dispense and avidly detests poorly presented beer and dislikes pasteurisation. He regularly visits Germany, has conducted corporate British and German beer tastings for CAMRA at the Great British Beer Festival where he has worked for years on Biere Sans Frontieres and was Deputy Organiser at CAMRA's very successful National Winter Ales Festival in 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012 and at the Manchester Beer and Cider Festival from 2013 to date. He admires good brewers wherever they are and has travelled extensively in pursuit of good beer to drink. He also judges beer at both the International Beer Challenge and the World Beer Awards.
This blog mentions specifics; pubs and beer, good and bad. The opinions will be forthright, but you can always disagree, just don't be offended. Comments from those mentioned are particularly welcome and a right of reply is hereby offered.
WATERLOO SUNSET
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February 2025. Waterloo. London. A week ago I was finally doing the
(delayed) 60th birthday treat Retired Martin deserves, getting to the heart
of Hillingd...
Let's Brew - 1895 Ny Carlsberg Lagerøl
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It's always nice to publish some Lager recipes for a change. So I'm
sticking with Carlsberg.
A massive percentage of the brewery’s output at this point ...
Global conflict
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Sensing there's just too much peace and harmony in the world these days,
Rascals has taken it upon itself to shake things up with its first two new
release...
Chichester, second time around
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Right, here we go with an account of the day that *Stafford Paul* and I
spent in *Chichester,* in the company of *Dave* and *Joan Southworth. *As
alluded...
The Importance of Being Josef?
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It was one of those things that you just stumble upon as you are looking
something specific. In one of my vaguely regular bimbles around the
Austrian Nat...
Bottling out
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From 1 April 2025, a new tax on the packaging of a wide range of consumer
goods will be introduced, known as Extended Producer Responsibility (EPR).
*Un...
I’m Glad Beer Is Boring Again
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I used to be the worst kind of beer drinker. The one who thought he was
right about everything but actually knew very little. I don’t feel
regretful or ...
London breweries 2024
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Supercute, formerly Friendship Adventure, Brixton, London SW9
6 openings and revivals, 15 suspensions and closures, net change -9.
By the end of December ...
My Golden Pints for 2024
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Well, here we are again, same procedure as every year: the Golden Pints.
Skip to the end for the important one (assuming that anyone is interested
in any...
First day in Düsseldorf (Dec 13)
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The TL;DR version of our day: We walked around Düsseldorf and drank beer.
You want more?
We convened at Uerige to make sure the beer had not changed overni...
Last night at the JT
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*Yesterday evening, I went to the Jerusalem Tavern. It was the pub's last
night.*
The operators, St Peter's Brewery, haven't renewed their long lease, an...
On writing, especially beer writing
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Just write, gather and then scatter the words, like throwing seeds about on
a field during the act of ploughing, a virtuous Piers-like act that is
labour...
Tiering Up
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There’s a potential new regular in this evening, second visit to the pub.
Nice chap, moved back into the area recently, big on his beer, friendly and
chatt...
A final pint
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My last blog post was a bit of a downer. I’ll try to cheer up on this one.
I seem to have created a theme of chronicling end of pubs. The travails of
the...
Cider with.....Ted and Janet
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I don't know how we came to know Ted Jones and his wife Janet. It is almost
certain, I think, that the introductions were made by the late Rhys Jones
(no...
A Tale Of Two Weekends
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The never ending tour of Manchester continues. With a lot of places either
still closed completely or not opening early in the week, it's easier to do
a ...
Hard Brewing Times in an Age of Coronavirus
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“Part 1” (all disclaimers in that piece apply to this piece too) Such is
the state of flux that Covid-19 is having that between the time the working
day in...
BeerDredge
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I've got a new website! Anything new will now be posted to
www.beerdredge.com. You can also read more about my books, my work and
there's an updated blog...
COLLIERS WOOD – June 2019
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ULPC has returned! Like Jesus, we are back from the dead, albeit after a
longer interval than JC’s impatient 3-day regeneration. Our messianic
comeback too...
Whatever Happened To Light and Bitter?
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* Whatever Happened To Light and Bitter? *
This might seem like an exercise in nostalgia, and to some extent I guess
it is, but sometimes, just some...
Pilsen, Czech Republic: the home of golden lager
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Hop on a train in Prague for an hour and a half to find yourself in the
ancient city of Plzeň, or Pilsen in English, the fourth largest city in the
Czech R...
Letting go
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It is often difficult to accept defeat. Indeed, when one has been working
on something for a long time it can be almost impossible to actually make
that fi...
Manchester Union Lager - Launch
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I'm early for everything. When I'm with my other half it doesn't matter so
much because he's chronically tardy, but when I'm organising a trip by
myself I'...
On acquisitions
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[This was written in October 2017 but previously unpublished]
We’re flying home to London having spent ten days in Southern California.
It’s been a prett...
Beer Trends for 2018
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It’s been a while but after a couple of months distanced from my fifty-two
beer year (although in truth I managed a lot more than 52) it’s back to the
gr...
Getting what you pay for
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It's good to see some talk about class and price in craft beer coming up
again. For all that pricing issues generate endless bickering, it's a
subject th...
We are taking a break
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Dear Reader.
Due to various unforeseen circumstances, 'A Swift One' is taking a short
sabbatical. We apologise to all for the lack of content but we hope t...
Wódka Live
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This place seems to have gone through quite a few names in not many years:
the Bullnose Bat (or was it Bull Nose Bat? or Bull-nosed Bat?), and Square,
and ...
44th Cambridge Beer Festival – preview
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Here’s an article I wrote for Local Secrets about what to expect at the
fantastic 44th Cambridge Beer Festival – read on..! Cheers! It’s time for
the Cambr...
Cask beer at a crossroads?
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[image: MBW pic - cask filling]
Tales of cask beer's demise are greatly exaggerated.
Despite the recent furore in the blogosphere, cask continues to grow...
should the GBBF just serve British beer?
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*further reflections on the GBBF 2016*
In the autumn issue of CAMRA’s Beer magazine, the item of debate was
whether the GBBF should only sell British b...
Big Beer Buyouts (again)
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‘I’m never drinking their beer again’ A phrase I have seen banded about a
lot in the last twenty four hours since the news that Camden Town Brewery
has bee...
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We're crowdfunding!
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We're raising seed capital on Seedrs, an equity crowd funding site.
Investments begin at £10 and buy equity in Blue Crow Media as we grow. We
have over 5...
New Parents- Get Thee to the Pub!
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So I'm a mum now. It inevitably changes your life- new bits wobble, going
to bed at 11pm feels like a late night and the living room floor looks like
a Fis...
Common Sense
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SIBA, the Society of Independent Brewers, have announced plans for a 4 day
celebration of British Beer targeting brewers, licensees and consumers
alike, Be...
Billy Childish’s Backyard
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The weekend before last saw us back in Kent. We stayed at a Premier Inn in
Rainham near Gillingham. Our reason for being there was to visit Chatham
Dock Ya...
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8 comments:
Quality example of a British passive-aggressive sign there.
Tandleman, I have amended my article "Emperor's New Clothes" to remove any detrimental mention of CAMRA.
Papastonch - Cheers, but you didn't have to if that's what you think. I just thought I'd put the other side.
Enjoying your blog enormously.
As someone that used to suffer from disorganised twats constantly asking for change (which the bank charges you for) thinking that they had a god given right to it. I think I know where they are coming from.
The bank doesn't charge you for change if you're nice to the girls behind the counter and bring them sweets...
Just seen my dad's comment above.
Don't let Tandleman bully you, dad, he's just a big vulgar Scotsman with a red nose! ;-)
I haven't got a red nose! (-:
This notice is in the tradition of pub classics such as:
"Please don't ask for credit as a refusal (or, alternatively, 'a punch in the nose') sometimes offends."
Or: "We have an arrangement with the bank: they don't sell beer and we don't cash cheques."
Not forgetting the all-time classic: "We only give credit to customers aged over 80 accompanied by both parents."
The long winter nights must just fly by as they dream up ever more witty notices for our entertainment.
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